BETTER TASTING CUM
Semen is, at best, an acquired taste. While some people
profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or
acrid, likening it to salty bleach. Because the taste is a big obstacle to
having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their
cum taste better.
You Cum What You Eat
Like sweat, saliva, urine, and all of your body's other secretions and
excretions, your ejaculate's smell and flavor are affected by what you
consume. (Likewise, you may notice when you eat out your female partner, her
pussy juice flavor is affected by her diet) . What goes in, comes out,
literally. Ever notice how when you eat a meal with a lot of onions and
garlic, the smell seems to ooze out of your pores the next day? It's in your
semen as well, and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to
detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.
While there's no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are
anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other
chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body's output, including
your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim
to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and
other tastes with another flavor.
Sweet As Pie
It will come as a disappointment to all you party people, but the surest way
to nicer tasting splooge is clean living. Cut back on your vices - alcohol,
cigarettes, drugs (except maybe for Viagra), and junk food. Word is that
vegetarians, both men and women, taste better, so you may want to steer clear
of red meat, fish, and dairy. Indulge in lots of fresh fruits and veggies,
and drink lots of juice and water.
Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make
you cum sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended,
possibly because they make the body's pH more acidic, counteracting the
alkalinity of semen that contributes to its "bleachy" quality. Any fruit or
fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may
increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and
celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of
the chlorophyll in them.
At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down
into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like
asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are, well,
oniony. And vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts,
broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter.
Strongly spiced dishes, like curries, can also carry their flavors over into
your cum. Of course, you don't want to restrict what you eat too much.
Everyone needs to have a balanced diet. But it's something to keep in mind:
if you're planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the
asparagus appetizer.
Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink
to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted
within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you
start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and
remember that you'll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.
A Magic Pill
There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the
taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain
concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes
vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to
the directions, but don't expect miracles.
One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering
that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn't seem all that
farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like
vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements
that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these
supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they
may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.
Be Consistent
Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its
consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing. The
consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in
it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a
lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of
your semen; being dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy. Some
people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and
better consistency, probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ
and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum.
Drink Up
Here's a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing
ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though we
can't make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it's part of
a balanced breakfast.
Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1
shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat
daily for best results.
  
Cum Nutrition Facts..........
In this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on
foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of
course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's
hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to
help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.
What's in Semen
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small
percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of
dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily
fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances.
Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:
Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen
Is Eating Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male)
may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal
fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source
of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's
comparable to egg whites or gelatin.
Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as
zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and
magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your
recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a
regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.
Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few
calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average
ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories.
Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few
carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per
"serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet
people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories
expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more
than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will
make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and
chocolate syrup.=